cornfaced 

When you get a swirly in a potty queen at the Philadelphia Folk Festival.

Dude! You fall on my tent again you are totally gonna get cornfaced!

cornfaced by Officer muddbutt July 5, 2016

cornfed cornbread 

A woman who has an hourglass figure. IE: Large breasts, little waist and a curveous ass. similiar to a "brick House"

That hot secretary Bettina is a cornfed cornbread. I be turning my head like the exorcist staring at that ass

cornfed cornbread by Harold N. July 20, 2008

Cornfused 

A state of mind that occurs when a pushy boss generally referred to as a "cornhole" leans on subordinates with unreasonable expectations; nervous paranoia or fear of failure; loss of self-confidence.

That fucker has me cornfused... my stomach is churning, I feel like shitting my pants.

Cornfused by the Big Bugga January 27, 2010

Cornflaked

When your crazy, angry ex writes a nasty angry note on the back of a cereal packet and posts it through your door.

“Dude I’ve just been cornflaked by my ex.”

Cornflaked by BobMcBobbins June 4, 2018

cornfed 

A term that is from the south...male or female, meaning that they are taken care of...food wise and otherwise, not fat or skinny...

male= muscular, hard working

female= thick, not too fat not too skinny

Damn that boy is big you know he was cornfed!

cornfed by DementeOne August 5, 2006

Cornfused 

When a person is confused, but likes corn at the same time. Corn is yummy and should be liked

Confused, but liking corn at the same time is what Cornfused is

Cornfused by Fake_Name December 21, 2019

cornfused 

Unclear about what is happening around you. This lack of clarity is due to having a rural background in an urban setting. Hence, you are not just CONfused, you are actually CORNfused. The "corn" part of the word refers to one's rural upbringing that is responsible for the confusion.

I am really cornfused about how to take the subway.

Every time I try to use the "el" map in Chicago, cornfusion sets in.

cornfused by slipperyslope21 August 23, 2010