Chanfaced 

A word to describe someone who is obnoxiously high after smoking pot. Distant cousin of shitfaced.

"They came into the movie theater all chanfaced, stinking like bud."

Chanfaced by McChanski March 3, 2009

Cheapfaced 

Getting drunk on a budget. i.e. getting shitfaced without spending too much money.

we are gonna get absolutely cheapfaced tonight

Cheapfaced by jsetgo March 1, 2011

CamFaced 

To be fucked up beyond function, or as fucked up as Cameron Ventura is on a regular basis.

Bro, I was so CamFaced on New Years Eve, I drank a whole pitcher of Evan Williams!

CamFaced by SpankDizm January 2, 2013

Chunface 

A facial expression which scientists have discovered to have originated from the species of a Yoochun. A Chunface is specifically used when around young, innocent children and is especially evident when a Yoochun is caressing the child's legs and/or hands. The Chunface is also used when it sees it's mating partner, a Junsu, stroking a Hitsumabushi like an arpeggio. It is said that anyone incurring the wrath of a Chunface will face momentary comatose as it will try to seduce said person by convincing that his love for them is 'bigger than a gingerbread man's vitality'. It's mating partner, a Junsu, has confirmed that the quote is from a Yoochun's widely published theory of porno.

Studies have shown that a Chunface used in the presence of a Junsu will result in an extremely high-pitch dolphin-like enraged squeak that is said to cause a Yoochun to suffer from temporary hearing loss. Caution is advised.

"Say, that's a really cute, innocent child over there!"
"I feel a Chunface coming on."

Chunface by peachinlabel May 21, 2011

canface 

An older hillbilly white trash woman with one tooth she can open cans with

Hey canface!! can u open my can of beans?

canface by You know u like it October 11, 2020

gettin' candaced 

The act of exceeding one's personal limit of Beringers White Zin.

Upon leaving the liquor store with a case of white zin, I asked my best friend, "ready start gettin' candaced?"- I woke up the next morning not sure what the nights events entailed, but the wine is gone and there are feathers glued all over my head....Must have gotten candaced!!

gettin' candaced by dangolbo July 6, 2011

Chipfaced 

Getting a stomachache or sugar high on ice cream. Just like getting shitfaced, but on ice cream.

Woman: Gimme a pint.
Bartender: Bad day?
Woman: Yeah.
Bartender: *hands woman pint of Ben and Jerry's™*
Woman's Friend: Hey, wanna go watch the game?
Woman: Not now. I'm getting chipfaced.

Chipfaced by iGelman3G January 15, 2010