3 definitions by Officer muddbutt

cornfaced

When you get a swirly in a potty queen at the Philadelphia Folk Festival.

Dude! You fall on my tent again you are totally gonna get cornfaced!

by Officer muddbutt March 28, 2016

rocking a hangy

When you and your crew party to the a.m. And you got shit to do so you can't sleep it off, you are rocking a hangy.

Dude, you look like you are still drunk from last night ! Yeah, man. I'm rocking a hangy.

by Officer muddbutt April 24, 2016

v poked

The female version of d wet. Penetration of the vagina.

Damn girl. You need to get you v poked.

by Officer muddbutt March 28, 2016