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cornischlong 

a large penis.

the opposite of a pickle dick.

combines the words cornichon (french for gerkin) and schlong.
dave: "i heard todd has the smallest pickle dick"

eric: "nah no way, it must have been cold. i saw a movie he made, it was definately a cornischlong"
cornischlong by staygold1984 March 18, 2010

Cordship 

The act of seeking someone's affections electronically. A courtship conducted via email, text messaging, phone calls; basically anything but actual human contact.
"I like him, but I don't know him well enough. I haven't been able to get to know him that well from our cordship."

"I've been cording her, and I want to meet face to face now!"
Cordship by rapeasaurus January 9, 2009

Cordship 

The act of seeking someone's affections electronically. A courtship conducted via email, text messaging, phone calls; basically anything but actual human contact.
"I like him, but I don't know him well enough. I haven't been able to get to know him that well from our cordship."

"I've been cording her, and I want to meet face to face now!"
Cordship by jdong July 23, 2008

Chrischien

A guy who is very charming and nice. He is also very cute no matter what. He can make you smile just by seeing his smile or one of the simplist of texts and is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He is a great friend and will do just about anything for you. Loyalty is big to him so making him feel unwanted or forgotten is not a good idea. His relationships mean a lot to him and if you are lucky enough to have him as a friend or boyfriend, be thankful. He is amazing.
Have you met that guy named Chrischien?

Chrischien.... how do you say that?

"Have you seen that guy Chrischien, he is so cute"
Chrischien by chrisj99 November 23, 2021
an synonym for Jew; a negative conotaion meaning lazy stupid or gay
That guy is suck a Corichi he just hit that car from behind.
Corichi by AltoStooge January 13, 2006

Coldmischiefz 

Sad cube boi - fuck off coldmischiefz

okay then
Coldmischiefz by Remiloo April 10, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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