Definitions by staygold1984
puberty worm
puberty worm by staygold1984 April 15, 2010
strawberry george
a fictional character used by gutless adults to explain away period pains and blood to curious children.
the story goes: strawberry george causes period pain by picking strawberrys inside mommys tummy and turning them into jam.
usually this story just complicates matters and ends with the truth being told, as well as revealing that other fictional characters such as santa and the easter bunny are also made up.
the child will cry.
women hate strawberry george.
the story goes: strawberry george causes period pain by picking strawberrys inside mommys tummy and turning them into jam.
usually this story just complicates matters and ends with the truth being told, as well as revealing that other fictional characters such as santa and the easter bunny are also made up.
the child will cry.
women hate strawberry george.
daughter accidently walks in on mother on toilet.
daughter: "mommy why do you have a red stuff coming out of your flower"
mother: "because strawberry george has come to visit and is making jam"
daughter: "oooo i love jam, can i have some?"
daughter: "mommy why do you have a red stuff coming out of your flower"
mother: "because strawberry george has come to visit and is making jam"
daughter: "oooo i love jam, can i have some?"
strawberry george by staygold1984 April 15, 2010
aids list celebrity
doorman: "sorry you're not on the list, you're not coming in."
freddy mercury: "no not A-list, i said i'm on the aids list."
doorman: "shit, sorry, so you are, come straight in, just don't touch me."
freddy mercury: "fuck yeah, doctors thought they knew better with all their science, but i knew one day there'd be a plus side to being an aids list celebrity."
freddy mercury: "no not A-list, i said i'm on the aids list."
doorman: "shit, sorry, so you are, come straight in, just don't touch me."
freddy mercury: "fuck yeah, doctors thought they knew better with all their science, but i knew one day there'd be a plus side to being an aids list celebrity."
aids list celebrity by staygold1984 April 15, 2010
bidet lips
Pronounced 'beeday'. These are lips that are perfect for licking out ass. Similar to b.j. lips (great for blow jobs).
Orignating from the french word bidet. In France the bidet is used for cleaning the ass after taking a dump.
Orignating from the french word bidet. In France the bidet is used for cleaning the ass after taking a dump.
"Did you see her lips after surgery?"
"Yeah she can suck on my ring any day, they are the juiciest bidet lips I've ever seen"
"Yeah she can suck on my ring any day, they are the juiciest bidet lips I've ever seen"
bidet lips by staygold1984 April 5, 2010
cornischlong
a large penis.
the opposite of a pickle dick.
combines the words cornichon (french for gerkin) and schlong.
the opposite of a pickle dick.
combines the words cornichon (french for gerkin) and schlong.
dave: "i heard todd has the smallest pickle dick"
eric: "nah no way, it must have been cold. i saw a movie he made, it was definately a cornischlong"
eric: "nah no way, it must have been cold. i saw a movie he made, it was definately a cornischlong"
cornischlong by staygold1984 March 18, 2010
pissmeat
"Watch out stevens got his pissmeat out again" or "since giving birth, vanessa's pissmeat flaps around in the wind a lot"
pissmeat by staygold1984 March 11, 2010