coomas 

when you put the extra sauce into santas milk

damn you wernt celabrating coomas this year?

coomas by yonduuu June 3, 2022

Cosmas 

Cosmas is a person who isn't afraid to be himself, and inspires and attracts a wide variety of people. He is loved deeply, and knows how to make people smile. He is incredibly smart about literally everything. He is supportive, he is loving, he is responsible, he is all around an amazing person. People tend to get lost in his eyes, and caught in his personality. He will do amazing things in his life, and be incredibly successful.

It's hard not to fall in love with Cosmas.

Cosmas by Definitely something like that June 26, 2019

Commas 

Slang for money, typically in large amounts. Derived from the fact that written values are separated by commas to simplify reading, e.g. 100,000,000, thus indicating that the amount alluded to is of considerable size.

"hey, how many commas you got in your bank account?"

"hand over the commas"

"we'll include yo mama, if you fuck with my commas" - Ice Cube

Commas by 2pac4lyf October 3, 2010

Coomsumer 

An individual who has an unhealthy addiction and/or sexual excitement for brands and it's products.

A person that lives to consume media and products and will fall in a blind hatred towards persons who don't share their consumer ideology.

They will often be found in flocks sorroundings specific brands and pieces of media.

"Oh yes! Disney is launching a Baby Yoda plushie. I want one! I want one! Oh god, in coomsuming".

"That guy is such a coomsumer, all he does is buy Funko Pops dolls and watch Marvel movies"

Coomsumer by HellToCoom January 29, 2020

Kris Coombs-Roberts 

The lead guitarist of Funeral For A Friend. He's an absolute god on guitar and can play 2 riffs at once. He also provides backing vocals sometimes which makes him even more impressive.

How the fuck does Kris Coombs-Roberts play 2 riffs at once?

Kris Coombs-Roberts by Crapfeces November 27, 2022

cowmaster 

When someone is fat, lazy and so full of flatulence their entire existence is substantially similar to a cow. And because a human has free will and is master of his/her domain, he/she transmogrifies into the cowmaster. The cowmaster is free to consume all things and contribute zero to society until he/she dies a gluttonous death.

"Look at that cowmaster! Holy crap!!! Sitting in a lawn chair, ice cream cone in one hand and slice of pizza in the other, watching as his wife uses a push mower to cut the front yard".

cowmaster by Above_Reproach May 27, 2014

Comast 

When both you and your homie wake up together in the same bed with morning wood

Person 1: Yo, me and my homie just woke up comasting!
Person 2: Man, my homie and I were only half-masting.

Comast by superbuckles October 19, 2020