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Cosmas
Cosmas is a person who isn't afraid to be himself, and inspires and attracts a wide variety of people. He is loved deeply, and knows how to make people smile. He is incredibly smart about literally everything. He is supportive, he is loving, he is responsible, he is all around an amazing person. People tend to get lost in his eyes, and caught in his personality. He will do amazing things in his life, and be incredibly successful.
Cosmas by Definitely something like that June 26, 2019
Related Words
Coomass • Cooma • Comas • coonass • coolass • clomas • comasexual • Cookasaurusrex • coolasaurus • coolastical99
Commas
Slang for money, typically in large amounts. Derived from the fact that written values are separated by commas to simplify reading, e.g. 100,000,000, thus indicating that the amount alluded to is of considerable size.
Coomsumer
An individual who has an unhealthy addiction and/or sexual excitement for brands and it's products.
A person that lives to consume media and products and will fall in a blind hatred towards persons who don't share their consumer ideology.
They will often be found in flocks sorroundings specific brands and pieces of media.
A person that lives to consume media and products and will fall in a blind hatred towards persons who don't share their consumer ideology.
They will often be found in flocks sorroundings specific brands and pieces of media.
"Oh yes! Disney is launching a Baby Yoda plushie. I want one! I want one! Oh god, in coomsuming".
"That guy is such a coomsumer, all he does is buy Funko Pops dolls and watch Marvel movies"
"That guy is such a coomsumer, all he does is buy Funko Pops dolls and watch Marvel movies"
Coomsumer by HellToCoom January 29, 2020
Kris Coombs-Roberts
The lead guitarist of Funeral For A Friend. He's an absolute god on guitar and can play 2 riffs at once. He also provides backing vocals sometimes which makes him even more impressive.
Kris Coombs-Roberts by Crapfeces November 27, 2022
cowmaster
When someone is fat, lazy and so full of flatulence their entire existence is substantially similar to a cow. And because a human has free will and is master of his/her domain, he/she transmogrifies into the cowmaster. The cowmaster is free to consume all things and contribute zero to society until he/she dies a gluttonous death.
"Look at that cowmaster! Holy crap!!! Sitting in a lawn chair, ice cream cone in one hand and slice of pizza in the other, watching as his wife uses a push mower to cut the front yard".
cowmaster by Above_Reproach May 27, 2014
Comast
Person 1: Yo, me and my homie just woke up comasting!
Person 2: Man, my homie and I were only half-masting.
Person 2: Man, my homie and I were only half-masting.
Comast by superbuckles October 19, 2020
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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