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Slang for money, typically in large amounts. Derived from the fact that written values are separated by commas to simplify reading, e.g. 100,000,000, thus indicating that the amount alluded to is of considerable size.
"hey, how many commas you got in your bank account?"

"hand over the commas"

"we'll include yo mama, if you fuck with my commas" - Ice Cube
by 2pac4lyf October 03, 2010
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
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a very important grammar thang. without it, many sentances would be very different.
with comma: I helped my uncle, jack, off his horse.

without comma: I helped my uncle jack off his horse.
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According to President George W Bush, a comma is what the US-Iraq war will look like in the history books.
I like to tell people when the final history is written on Iraq, it will look like just a comma because there is -- my point is, there's a strong will for democracy. --George W. Bush
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A once monthly, twice monthly, bi-weekly, weekly, or daily occurrence in which your boyfriend/male friend/brother becomes completely unbearable.
Alex: God, Chris is being such a bitch about gas money.
Bobbi: He's on his comma.
by KitsuneXKyuubi February 28, 2010
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The hero of good grammer; it helps seperate the differences between college-level opinions & YouTube comments.
Man without commas we'd all be screwed because not only do commas help us create sentences but they stop sentences from running on but they help connect phrases that wouldn't normally be considered sentences. Thanks commas

WITH COMMAS

Man, without commas we'd all be screwed because, not only do commas stop sentences from running on, but they help connect phrases that would not normally be considered sentences. Thanks, commas.
by gr33kbo1 February 24, 2010
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