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Describes an item or situation that is annoyingly fucked up, but not fucked up so badly that it cannot be repaired or remedied. Commonly used in conjunction with the word "bigtime".
guy one: "How's it going with your new girlfriend"
guy two: "Man, that situation is clomas, bigtime!"
clomas by Char H January 7, 2006
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When both you and your homie wake up together in the same bed with morning wood
Person 1: Yo, me and my homie just woke up comasting!
Person 2: Man, my homie and I were only half-masting.
Comast by superbuckles October 19, 2020

comasturbation 

To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.

Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
Got some friends over and the parents aren't home... Time for comasturbation!
comasturbation by G. Thomas February 26, 2007

comasturbatory

It is comasturbatory for a woman to give a handjob to a guy while he fingers her.
comasturbatory by G. Thomas January 8, 2007
Something bad. Malísimo
Eso está chomaso
chomaso by Ezeibanezok February 8, 2018

reginald cloman the third 

Reginald Cloman the third is the title used to referred to a Harvard graduate, who is a massive Pokemon, Digimon, and Yi-gi-oh fan. Their knowledge of card games, t.v. shows, and movies are compared to no other. They are without doubt, some of the most forward thinkers of their time and often reward themselves with a fresh creampie.
I thought I was familiar with Pokemon until I met a true Reginald Cloman the Third. He really blew me against the wall with all his knowledge.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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