Definitions by Crapfeces
Oklahoma
The best shithole in the US. It's cheap and super fucked up but nowhere near as bad as Arkansas, Louisiana, or Mississippi. It's a weird clusterfuck of southern, midwestern, and southwestern, although mostly southern, that somehow works just fine. People in Oklahoma, referred to as Okies or Oklahomans, or if you're cool, Oklahomies, love weed, sweet tea, country music, Jesus, football, and just redneck shit in general. The two huge major cities, Tulsa and OKC, are both shitholes, although OKC is slightly less of a shithole. Oklahoma, just like the rest of the south, has an absurdly high teen pregnancy rate and a lot of meth heads.
Wigger
White teenager who listens to nothing but rap and thinks he's so cool and gangster. He wishes he was black when deep down he just wishes he had a BBC. Female wiggers are usually whores who post lewd pics on Instagram and they always have at least one video seductively sticking their tongue out. They say "nigga" a lot even though they're rich white kids from the good side of town
Kris Coombs-Roberts
The lead guitarist of Funeral For A Friend. He's an absolute god on guitar and can play 2 riffs at once. He also provides backing vocals sometimes which makes him even more impressive.
Kris Coombs-Roberts by Crapfeces November 27, 2022
Dick nipples
An insult you call someone after they either cockblocked you or did something else swxually frustrating.
Dick nipples by Crapfeces November 27, 2022