Special Ed

Where disabled students are treated like 4 year olds, usually turning them into complete idiots who can't do shit.
Dude 1: I was in special ed in high school for being just a little retarded.
Dude 2: So that's why you say stupid shit all the time.
by Crapfeces October 08, 2022
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Oklahoma

The best shithole in the US. It's cheap and super fucked up but nowhere near as bad as Arkansas, Louisiana, or Mississippi. It's a weird clusterfuck of southern, midwestern, and southwestern, although mostly southern, that somehow works just fine. People in Oklahoma, referred to as Okies or Oklahomans, or if you're cool, Oklahomies, love weed, sweet tea, country music, Jesus, football, and just redneck shit in general. The two huge major cities, Tulsa and OKC, are both shitholes, although OKC is slightly less of a shithole. Oklahoma, just like the rest of the south, has an absurdly high teen pregnancy rate and a lot of meth heads.
Oklahoma may not be great, but it's a hell of a lot better than Mississippi!
by Crapfeces December 20, 2023
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Kris Coombs-Roberts

The lead guitarist of Funeral For A Friend. He's an absolute god on guitar and can play 2 riffs at once. He also provides backing vocals sometimes which makes him even more impressive.
How the fuck does Kris Coombs-Roberts play 2 riffs at once?
by Crapfeces November 27, 2022
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Gulf Shores

Go down to Gulf Shores Alabama if you wanna have a good time
by Crapfeces June 25, 2023
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Bixby, OK

A small redneck town south of Tulsa thats divided by the Arkansas river. This place is fucking filthy and the people exist on weed and beer. It also has an alarmingly high divorce and teen pregnancy rate. The people who run the town often waste money on stupid shit like the jumbotron. The town is also severely dependant on Robin Denham Insurance. Don't even think about walking around down town at night unless you wanna get raped by a meth head.
Guy 1: That girl from Bixby, OK, is kind of cute.
Guy 2: Bad idea dude, rednecks don't make good partners.
by Crapfeces January 29, 2022
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Meth Baby

Somebody who's mother did meth while pregnant with them. They look like fucking toddlers no matter how old they are. They try to fuck everyone they come in contact with because they're almost always horny. Their level of retardation varies from person to person. They're childish as all hell and are typically into things aimed at small children. They're also all sociopaths and would try to kill you if piss them off.
Guy 1: That girl is kinda cute! Dare me to talk to her?
Guy 2: Bad idea dude, she's a meth baby and might try to kill you.
by Crapfeces January 29, 2022
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