cooltings 

A word used for the term 'cool' in plural. cool things!!
to big somthing up

billy bob:
gwan what you on man

jimjimmy
jus gunna chill at ma yard man wif sum galdems, wanna link?

billy bob
ah cooltings breh! yeh ite den

cooltings by sophnchar June 29, 2007

Joe Collings 

Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.

J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa

Joe Collings by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019

Joe Collings 

Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.

Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.

Be nice, don’t be a joe collings.

Joe Collings by C.P.L. December 28, 2019

Cooling 

Cooling is a slang word/term way of saying nothing much just chilling at the house.

Friend 1. Hey man. What you up to?
Friend 2. Nothing much man just cooling. What's up?

Cooling by SAMABONES September 24, 2018

House Cooling Party

A final party to celebrate moving out of a place.

Opposite of "House Warming Party".

Instead of guests bringing gifts for your new home, they can be given things you want to get rid of.

We're moving out of our place next month, so please come to our house cooling party this weekend. Be prepared to bid on some great things.

House Cooling Party by The C Money January 31, 2005

Cooling Board

A cooling board is a board used to present a dead body. In winter months it would be impossible to bury the dead, so the body is wrapped and propped in a barn until the ground thaws out.

"When I got there she was laying on a cooling board."

~Son House - Death letter~

Cooling Board by Steve June 18, 2006

Matthew John Collings 

Man doesn't walk he roll like a ball. Ever played overwatch? cause his is equivalent to the hamster. he is just so huge

wow matthew john collings is so big

Matthew John Collings by Gay_Priest June 20, 2021