Colting 

| Cōlting |

verb

•A state of mental or emotional confusion where you find yourself attracted to someone for the only reason that this person is acting uninterested toward you. You're ''following'' them, as in the wisdom quote ''Escape me and I will follow you''.

ORIGIN: acronym from CHARM OF LOSING THIS (colt) made into a verb.

I thought I wasn't that interested but now that he's been ignoring my texts all week I'm completely colting.

Colting by mawiietsinay June 11, 2019

Joe Collings 

Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.

J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa

Joe Collings by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019

Joe Collings 

Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.

Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.

Be nice, don’t be a joe collings.

Joe Collings by C.P.L. December 28, 2019

Colming 

To neglect your friends and live in a state of denial.

Colming : Merrick

Colming by datderepizzaguy August 11, 2008

Fresh coating 

When your gurl brushes her teeth with minty fresh toothpaste then proceeds to give a blowjob.
By Christian G.

I received a fresh coating yesterday and I still smell the good ol' crest today.

Fresh coating by Mintchris January 2, 2019

Heapage Contingency

When you add a little bit to your calculations for ball leeway

"I'm gonna say 121 plus some Heapage Contingency"

Heapage Contingency by Cretzel April 12, 2021

Contingency plan 

Noun: A plan saved for the worst case scenario, or a backup plan.

According to Sarge from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue, what a shotgun to the face could be considered.

Griff: "And if the plan doesn't work?"
Sarge: "I've got a contingency plan."
Griff: "A shotgun to the face is not a contingency plan. I keep telling you that."
Sarge: "Of course it is! Just look how well it works for insubordination!"

Contingency plan by N00berson McGee December 26, 2011