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•A state of mental or emotional confusion where you find yourself attracted to someone for the only reason that this person is acting uninterested toward you. You're ''following'' them, as in the wisdom quote ''Escape me and I will follow you''.
ORIGIN: acronym from CHARM OF LOSING THIS (colt) made into a verb.
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•A state of mental or emotional confusion where you find yourself attracted to someone for the only reason that this person is acting uninterested toward you. You're ''following'' them, as in the wisdom quote ''Escape me and I will follow you''.
ORIGIN: acronym from CHARM OF LOSING THIS (colt) made into a verb.
I thought I wasn't that interested but now that he's been ignoring my texts all week I'm completely colting.
by mawiietsinay June 11, 2019
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J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
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Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.
Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
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According to Sarge from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue, what a shotgun to the face could be considered.
According to Sarge from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue, what a shotgun to the face could be considered.
Griff: "And if the plan doesn't work?"
Sarge: "I've got a contingency plan."
Griff: "A shotgun to the face is not a contingency plan. I keep telling you that."
Sarge: "Of course it is! Just look how well it works for insubordination!"
Sarge: "I've got a contingency plan."
Griff: "A shotgun to the face is not a contingency plan. I keep telling you that."
Sarge: "Of course it is! Just look how well it works for insubordination!"
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