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coolsie fucktard

an annoyingly clueless and perfectly coiffed hipster; spends more money on adornment and haircuts than on food.
I can't stand these wannabe-Jet loser coolsie fucktards. I mean, won't that haircut look ridiculous when they're in their jammies and not those stripey tops and all-over denim?
coolsie fucktard by peachy keen February 22, 2005
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credit card coolie 

Any unskilled worker laboring to pay off huge debts.
Low income individuals can be quite optimistic about the future when using plastic instead of cash to make purchases. But if, for some reason, they suffer a financial setback, that little piece of plastic may turn them into credit card coolies.
credit card coolie by Joe Rodolico January 26, 2007

Cooliest 

Cooliest: To Be of the BEST

Me(if used on urself)
Not ur friend }
Not ur parents} if used on another the meaning changes
Not ur neighbor}
Im teh cooliest
Neighbor you teh cooliest
Mom an Dad ur teh cooliest
billy ur teh cooliest
Cooliest by Bernard Zygote April 30, 2008
An YouTuber who will clip a Vtuber the second they say something or do something lewd often joked to have many monitors so they can get all the good clips
*Vtuber does something lewd*
Twitch Chat: Cooksie did you see that?!
Cooksie by Wilhelm_II April 5, 2022
a style of talking in which the words and sentences comes across as cool and hip.
In Bad Boys II, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence kept the audience in fits and stitches with coolspeak.

Code-coolie 

An imported worker, usually from a south Asian country brought in to work on unimportant IT projects.
Raj: Srini seems to be doing well working at that Investment bank.
Ram: Nah man! He is just a code-coolie there.
Code-coolie by Hellsangel January 21, 2015