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coolsie fucktard
an annoyingly clueless and perfectly coiffed hipster; spends more money on adornment and haircuts than on food.
I can't stand these wannabe-Jet loser coolsie fucktards. I mean, won't that haircut look ridiculous when they're in their jammies and not those stripey tops and all-over denim?
coolsie fucktard by peachy keen February 22, 2005
credit card coolie
Low income individuals can be quite optimistic about the future when using plastic instead of cash to make purchases. But if, for some reason, they suffer a financial setback, that little piece of plastic may turn them into credit card coolies.
credit card coolie by Joe Rodolico January 26, 2007
Cooliest
Cooliest: To Be of the BEST
Me(if used on urself)
Not ur friend }
Not ur parents} if used on another the meaning changes
Not ur neighbor}
Me(if used on urself)
Not ur friend }
Not ur parents} if used on another the meaning changes
Not ur neighbor}
Cooliest by Bernard Zygote April 30, 2008
Cooksie
An YouTuber who will clip a Vtuber the second they say something or do something lewd often joked to have many monitors so they can get all the good clips
Cooksie by Wilhelm_II April 5, 2022
Coolspeak
In Bad Boys II, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence kept the audience in fits and stitches with coolspeak.
Coolspeak by William Dean A. Garner May 12, 2011
Code-coolie
An imported worker, usually from a south Asian country brought in to work on unimportant IT projects.
Raj: Srini seems to be doing well working at that Investment bank.
Ram: Nah man! He is just a code-coolie there.
Ram: Nah man! He is just a code-coolie there.
Code-coolie by Hellsangel January 21, 2015
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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