The kid who is supposed to be in 7th grade, but is doing pre-calculus and makes you feel like a complete idiot. He is always blurting out random facts and proving that you are wrong. Says "accurate" way too much.
Ethan- "That guy makes me feel like an idiot"
Lucy- "he must be a Coolsjes"
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.