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When your cooler than the lid who has the Minecraft shirt
"Man your coolester!"
Coolester by DOC ($4.99) July 11, 2017

coolstorymybro 

Someone who is an absolute woke queen. They are scared of the government, and wears a tin foil hat just Incase their minds are read. They tend to be amazing at flirting and seducing. Also the queen of TikTok and the use of XD.
P1: omg i heard the government is trying to read our minds!
P2: omg what r u sure
P1: yes
P2: coolstorymybro!
coolstorymybro by anonymous February 3, 2019

chodester 

im a total chodester. i love cody
chodester by leniew May 3, 2019

coolwater sandwich 

Another name for watermelon, according to the Bluesbrothers.
See also cool water sandwich.
Not to be confused with the cool water sandwitch, a single serving of cold beer.
1. "I had a coolwater sandwich and a Sunday-go-to-meetin' bun"

2. I ate many coolwater sandwiches to beat the summer heat.
coolwater sandwich by sd70mac December 15, 2011

Coolserly 

The most annoying type of person. They think they're cooler than shit, when in reality, they are beyond loserly. This is the opposite of losecooly.
A:"Ugh that girl over there is so coolserly!"
B:"Why?"
A:"She is so obviously loserly, yet she's trying to hang out with the popular kids."
Coolserly by Loserlynat October 19, 2013
A person who emitts a great aura of coolness.

Sometimes "funking" may be used to emphasise the coolness.
"What a funking coolster you are!"
coolster by Greg the coolster November 11, 2006