funking 

A polite way to say fuck when there are people around and you really shouldn't be saying the f-word.

At some reception:
Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.
Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?
Woman : Looks like your husband does.
Friend : Oh funk,yeah!

Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?
Both Women: Funkadeliiic!

and that's how you save the night!

funking by Marjaan. May 1, 2008

Funking 

Term to describe something incredibly cool.

Useful in situations where the term "fu*king cool" would be deemed inappropriate and/or where cool just won't hit it.

Add as extra dimension to the term "fu*king cool" because you are doubling up on the cool. There few things cooler than funky.

Best used as an adverb.

- This is funking cool

- You funking rock

- This is funking insane

Funking by matthaisz October 10, 2010

Funking 

A synonym for the word "fucking"

My mom told me not to swear, so now I say funking instead of fucking, and fun instead of fuck.

You're a funking bitch!

Funking by prudencebubbletoes June 28, 2009

funking 

A polite way to say fuck when there are people around and you really shouldn't be saying the f-word.

At some reception:
Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.
Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?
Woman : Looks like your husband does.
Friend : Oh funk,yeah!

Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?
Both Women: Funkadeliiic!

and that's how you save the night!

funking by Marjaan. May 2, 2008

Funking 

1. Making things your way.
2. Stank up.
3. Dancing in a cool, funky, retarded, or unique way.

Oh yeah, funkin' counts to.

1. Mario Bros. is interesting. Once I make up a funking story about them and post it on whatever site accepts it, everybody will be addicted to it!
2. When Zelda dropped an nuclear silent but deadly fart, Link smelled it and said " You are funking up our heaven baby!"
3. Funky Kong was dancing on the dance floor. "Damn! this man if funkin' up the dance floor!" Yelled Daisy.

Funking by Boorish Urban Chief April 18, 2013

Funking 

Funking is when two or more people have sex while listening to funky music

My boyfriend and I funked last night we love funking

Funking by Depressed tator tot February 7, 2019

Funking Prink

Taken from the out-takes of a lovely, British film about zombies.

Like Fucking Prick, with the same meanings, only you cant get done for saying them.

Funk off you funking prink

Your dad's a funking prink

Funking Prink by Stevie Baby April 16, 2005