Someone who is an absolute woke queen. They are scared of the government, and wears a tin foil hat just Incase their minds are read. They tend to be amazing at flirting and seducing. Also the queen of TikTok and the use of XD.
P1: omg i heard the government is trying to read our minds!
P2: omg what r u sure
P1: yes
P2: coolstorymybro!
Another name for watermelon, according to the Bluesbrothers.
See also cool water sandwich.
Not to be confused with the cool water sandwitch, a single serving of cold beer.
1. "I had a coolwater sandwich and a Sunday-go-to-meetin' bun"
2. I ate many coolwater sandwiches to beat the summer heat.