coolstorymybro

Someone who is an absolute woke queen. They are scared of the government, and wears a tin foil hat just Incase their minds are read. They tend to be amazing at flirting and seducing. Also the queen of TikTok and the use of XD.

P1: omg i heard the government is trying to read our minds!
P2: omg what r u sure
P1: yes
P2: coolstorymybro!

coolstorymybro by anonymous February 3, 2019

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coolstorybro

Coolstorybro is most commonly said by 12 year old faggots.

It used to be used on the image board 4chan as a reply to a long, descriptive post.

But now the phrase has been spread around the internets by stupid fucking kids who are trying to be cool.

If you see someone typing this, flame them immediately.

Jim: Hi

Faggot: Coolstorybro

Jim: Oh, so you're copying off the other kids now..

Faggot: Coolstory

Jim: Fucking idiot.

coolstorybro by Vope March 14, 2011

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Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

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The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
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Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

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