cholesterol 

too much of it gives you a heart attack. cheerios lowers it.

Eating cheerios lowers my cholesterol!

cholesterol by face56 October 20, 2006

cholesterol 

free choking

“hey can i get some cholesterol”
“no timmy, i’m your mother”

cholesterol by mom’s delicious wap April 3, 2020

Cholesterol 

Probably the biggest health myth propagated by the pharmaceutical industry. The body needs both kinds of cholesterol. There is no such thing as "bad" or "good" cholesterol. The study that was done to test cholesterol as a heart disease contributor was flawed. They tested RABBITS (A VEGETARIAN) and a FOX (A CARNIVORE). Humans are omnivores. Just read your information in books and on the internet. Statins lower your risk for heart disease, but increases other major factors for deaths of other causes.

Pharmaceutical Industry Mark: Cholesterol is a bad thing, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Doctors in training: Yes, I agree with that. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.

Cholesterol by TheOrtonRevolution January 4, 2011

Cholesterol 

There Are Two Types Of Cholesterol, Good, And Bad Cholesterol. It's Bad If Your Good Cholesterol Is Low AND Bad If Your Bad Cholesterol Is High. However, It's Good If Your Good Cholesterol Is High And If Your Bad Cholesterol Is Low.

Person 1: "I Just Got My Blood Drawn And I Have Low Good Cholesterol."
Person 2: "Oh Dang Bro That Sucks."

Cholesterol by Wo' 'er March 1, 2023

Cholesterol City 

A fast-food restaurant, such as McDonald's or Burger King, serving only fatty foods.

Last night I ate a triple cheeseburger at Bimbo's. That place is cholesterol city!

Cholesterol City by KBK January 31, 2005

Cholesterol To The Banana 

Something a dying wise old man would say before he perishes.

Son before I leave this life for good I want you to always keep these words in your hear "Cholesterol To The Banana".

Cholesterol To The Banana by some guy who likes stuff October 14, 2011

Cholesterol Hero 

Whenever a ridiculously obese person is playing (or perhaps attempting to play) the game Guitar Hero. He or she may think that playing it may actually lower his or her cholesterol level.

-"Gee I wonder if anyone even gets a workout at the arcade."
-"Maybe cholesterol hero over there."
-"Aw dude I don't even want to look!"

Cholesterol Hero by acrestare July 7, 2011