cook'd 

When you've dropped dropped pills and are acting like a fucking spastic cunt with dinner plate eyes.

Chap: How many you had?
Beau: Just 3 bruh
Chap: You're fucking cook'd cunt

cook'd by deanino August 1, 2016

Cook'd 

Cook'd used to describe a person when their presence on the media is literally done and their reputation is ruined and 6ft under

JoJo siwa is Cook'd to no return

Cook'd by MoonMusic 2014 December 16, 2024

Captain Cook'd 

To get so altered on either alcohol or drugs that you discover a new land, like the English navy captain that discovered Australia

James: so are we gonna get Captain Cook'd tonight?
Scott: yeah I feel like exploring

Captain Cook'd by Uncle Querncey November 18, 2017

Dane Cook'd 

(DC'd for short)When you use a phrase from any of Dane Cook's stand ups that everyone knows, to make a situation funny, or to totally pwn a friend. Ex: Invite a friend to your house for dinner. Put any sticky substance on their fork/spoon to make then say, either out loud or subconsciously, "Why is this spoon so sticky?" And of course you reply with, "I just came" In turn they have been Dane Cook'd (or DC'd). But, it only works if the person you are doing it to knows Dane Cook, and this definition.

*Note: This can be done with any Dane Cook quote, in any situation you see fit.

-Guys, invite a chick into your home, then when you are both in say the following- "Welcome to the Jungle baby, you're gonna DIIIIEE!!! Nah I'm kidding, c'mon lets box!"

-Girls, if a guy is ever choking his chicken in front of you and whispers 'Do you like that?" Look at him with a serious face and say the fallowing- "No . . . Thanks for asking. I'm liking it less and less by the jerk even. I would rather get a dirty sanchez than continue to watch this."

Going to the drive through at Burger King and quoting the "Sweet and Sour sauce on my pussy" quote gets a lot of kicks, but only if the person knows Dane Cook, and has heard his harmful if swallowed stand up.

And the most suiting line to say afterwards would be, "Yeah, I just Dane Cook'd you, you glass bitch" Which in turn DC-ing them again.

Dane Cook'd by Messiah.XIII January 14, 2009

I'd cook 

To cook, meaning the penis being inserted to ones vagina for a considerable amount of time.

Georgie: Woah, look at him.
Alice: Phwooar, i'd cook!

I'd cook by -sophyy March 29, 2008

Don Cook Done 

Don Cook is a man who is very trusthwrothy. If you come to him with a problem and are looking for something whether it be money, property, or a favor, he usually will respond with the word DONE before you can even finish asking. Hence DON COOK DONE.

Hey Don, Im wondering if I could borrow your... (Don Cook Done) lawnmower, thanks Don!

Don Cook Done by Don Cook May 18, 2008

Dane Cook's Disease 

Dane Cook's Disease, or DCD, is neurological disorder where a person takes on the attributes of actor/comedian Dane Cook. Symptoms include: overexateration of one's movements and speech, beginning every sentence with the words "And everyone does this, right?" and telling long, pointless stories with no punchlines.

Bob: Did you see that guy over there? He was exagerating that really long, unfunny story.

Dave: It looks like he probably suffers from Dane Cook's Disease.

Dane Cook's Disease by C Miller July 3, 2008