coohan 

an unattractive mexicasian women who thinks that she is really pretty when she is really not.

hey Noah did you see that coohan at the mall today?

yeah she was so ugly!

coohan by megadisaster November 16, 2010

coolan 

Another way to say chillin’ and mostly popular among preppy folks in the DMV and surrounding areas.

Q. Wassup????
A. Just coolan

Man, this weekend was dope, here's a picture of me Southside coolan...

chillin’ chilling unwinding relaxing

coolan by Kerrmmittt October 22, 2015

Coogan Spatula 

When Steve Coogan flips waffle fries or any unprepared frozen meal or treat with his dick-hole.

Hey Steve, make sure to Coogan Spatula those waffle fries well.

Coogan Spatula by Sheepy 9 December 19, 2013

Cohan 

Cohan’s can be a smartass sometimes but in the end you still love them more than anything. They will love and respect you for who you are and never judge you. They will make you feel like the happiest person in the world and they will do everything they can to make you feel special. Cohan’s who have brown, long hair and dark blue eyes are literally the best!!! They are also a very seductive person and always know the right places to touch ;). They can also be such a tease! Cohan’s are friendly to everyone and the sweetest person you will ever meet. Cohan’s never really get mad or upset but if they do, you better leave them alone or apologize! If you ever meet a cohan, you better never let them fucking go because you will regret it. I have a Cohan of my own and i’m so happy he is mine <3

Person 1 “Yo, I need a loyal person but who’s also gonna be my daddy!
Person 2 “OMG! You need to get a cohan!”

Cohan by bigdickpower101 January 19, 2019

cowhand 

The act of not tipping or not giving any gratuities to a bellhop or waiter for their services. Also called the hoof.

1. After everything I did for that hotel guest, He cowhanded me.

cowhand by PortoFinian August 30, 2010

Dr. Cohan

Collectively known as the Top G and Wonder Woman of the medical community. An incredible, vibrant, and caring physician with a heart of 24K gold. Has the clinical expertise that surpasses artificial intelligence and is a strong and independent chloconut!

Mark: "I'm feeling sick, John, what should I do?!"

John: "Go see Dr. Cohan, duhhh. She will fix you in no time!"

Dr. Cohan by jscc123 March 8, 2023

combat coolant

Piss, when it is used by soldiers to cool off overheated weapons.

Mel Gibson used combat coolant to cool off the mortar tubes in the movie We Were Soldiers so he could kill more non-christian vietnamese.

combat coolant by Alfie The Horndog December 7, 2007