cooffer
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Coofer
A man or woman who coughs a lot. Their coughs may or may not be infected with the rona or a similar disease.
Dammit Ryan, you're a coofer!
Help get deez coofers away from me!
If you're gonna be a coofer, wear a damn mask!
I'm a coofer...
Did you hear that Sally over there is a coofer?
We're all coofers!
Help get deez coofers away from me!
If you're gonna be a coofer, wear a damn mask!
I'm a coofer...
Did you hear that Sally over there is a coofer?
We're all coofers!
Coofer by Peanut Butter & Bukkake December 29, 2020
cofferette
The practice of accompanying a cup of coffee with a cigarette. Or a cigarette with a coffee. The confluence of fag and brown water and the 5-10 minutes of skiving it enables. In Latin nations this is replaced with the caferillo.
"I'm going out of my mind with stress! Seriously. I'm gonna die! Or kill someone! Or die and THEN kill someone! Help!"
"Calm down young one, have a soothing cofferette..."
"Calm down young one, have a soothing cofferette..."
cofferette by mikegloady December 9, 2008
coiffer
one who attends university, and thinks they are so much better than anyone. It suggests that their hair is well trimmed and often lifted up at the front, giving them the name "coiffer". most coiffers are doomed to work in a cubicle for the rest of their life and be a tie wearing office bitch.
coofer
A person who kicks pigeons for hobbies. (noun coof- a sound a pigeon makes when kicked)
Pronounced Koo-fer
Pronounced Koo-fer
That boy over there is a coofer
Coofer
Coofer by Faaaat_Dead_Birds April 4, 2023
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
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TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
Shakira Law
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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