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cofferette

The practice of accompanying a cup of coffee with a cigarette. Or a cigarette with a coffee. The confluence of fag and brown water and the 5-10 minutes of skiving it enables. In Latin nations this is replaced with the caferillo.
"I'm going out of my mind with stress! Seriously. I'm gonna die! Or kill someone! Or die and THEN kill someone! Help!"

"Calm down young one, have a soothing cofferette..."
cofferette by mikegloady December 9, 2008
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take a cigarette and rub some cocaine on the filter, smoke it and it gives you a nice buzzz and a numby
yo that cokerette made my mouth numb as shit
cokerette by watzy December 11, 2008
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Coffeetea 

A tea made from an infusion of coffee leaves. Differs from coffee bean coffee in that its taste is soothing, its acid level is low, it is caffeine free, and it has more antioxidants.
The sensory team said drinking Coffeetea was a very soothing experience.

The first beverage made from the coffee tree was Coffeetea -- centuries before the invention of coffee bean roasting.

Coffeetea by Stephan Dorlandt December 29, 2008
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
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Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
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