Coffery

Adjective - The act of desiring and needing a coffee desperately....to the point of hunger

"When's that Coffee man coming.....I'm sooo Coffery :( "

by GetLo August 1, 2013

Coffery

The Coffery was coined by the Bean Brothers for their design of a Coffee Brewery/Winery

We are heading down to Bean Brother's Coffery to try out some new coffee this morning.

by BeanBrothers November 16, 2017

The Coffey Handshake

The act of placing one's anus on their partners nose and shitting furiously onto their face. This became a common act in Ireland in 1916, when Irish wives would shit on their partners face before they fought the British. A Coffey Handshake is most commonly used nowadays to make sure a partner doesn't cheat on another partner.

As the morning dew settled Bonny sat her greasy asshole on top of Frankie's pointy nose. She then began to release a flurry of shit onto Frankie's face and into his nostrils. This was The Coffey Handshake, so Frankie wouldn't fuck that thot , Paula at work.

"My wife gave me The Coffey Handshake the other night"

by Fannymcfee October 21, 2017

Coffey

A last name of Gaelic origin; having, despite common misconception, nothing to do with beans or brewed beverages, though often explained to strangers as being "like the drink, only spelled different."

Telemarketer: "Good evening; may I speak with a Mr.....um, koh-FAY?"

Mr. Coffey: "It's pronounced Coffey; like the drink, only spelled different."

by Mr. Kohfay February 3, 2010

pat coffey

he is a moth, nothing more. He is attracted to fire and bug zappers. he is ste's third favorite pet, also called moth coffey

HEY EVERYONE LOOK, ITS PAT COFFEY GOING TOWARDS A FIRE, lol HES A MOTH

by springfieldsux2012 November 2, 2010

Neal Caffery

An extremely hot, very charismatic, intelligent, humorous, and mindful individual. Seen in the show “White Collar”, and neither his character nor his actor ever fail to amaze or deceive your thoughts. Always managing to prevail in wonders unbeknownst to you, he never seems to let you down. Occasionally acts like a very large child, however, this is in the best possible way and causes one to have tremendous surges of affection for him. It’s fucking adorable.

Dana: OH MY GOD! Did you see that? Neal Caffery is so FUCKING GREAT!
Stacy: I KNOW RIGHT! HOW THE HELL DOES HE ALWAYS MANAGE TO MAKE ME SUPRISED? Ugh, if only he wasn’t married and had children...
Alex: Shut the fuck up Stacy, you rancid hoe.
Stacy: You’ve had THREE little toys in the last hour Alex, shut up.
Dana: *trying to walk out of the room slowly to avoid death*
Alex: OH BITCH DON’T YOU-

Etc.

by AggressivePizza March 28, 2018

caffery

bad boy from Louisiana aka big daddy

oh laa laaa look at Caffery

by ashbcute January 15, 2017