9 definitions by Fairf
one who attends university, and thinks they are so much better than anyone. It suggests that their hair is well trimmed and often lifted up at the front, giving them the name "coiffer". most coiffers are doomed to work in a cubicle for the rest of their life and be a tie wearing office bitch.
you are such a coiffer, look at that faggy hairdoo your rockin'.
Look at that coiffer, hes got his nose so high in the air!
We went to a community college keg party and some coiffers showed up, man did they get a beatdown.
Look at that coiffer, hes got his nose so high in the air!
We went to a community college keg party and some coiffers showed up, man did they get a beatdown.
by Fairf October 30, 2007
that gorbie i nailed fucked my bumper up bad.
you fuckin gorbie! fuck you! die in a fire! look before you walk!
i was going to hit that fucking gorbie but it would have fucked up my godly 1968 El Camino SS.
you fuckin gorbie! fuck you! die in a fire! look before you walk!
i was going to hit that fucking gorbie but it would have fucked up my godly 1968 El Camino SS.
by Fairf November 20, 2007
Man, i went to Ed's last night and he had a huge drink wink going on not to mention he smelled like Captain Morgans...
I've never seen Ed sober, hes always got a drink wink.
I've never seen Ed sober, hes always got a drink wink.
by Fairf October 19, 2007
ill have extra cheese on my CBR sandwich of godlieness.
CBR or die.
of course i want my CBR toasted you newb!
what do you want on the CBR?
tomates? frankies?
lets just skip on to the ranch sauce.
CBR or die.
of course i want my CBR toasted you newb!
what do you want on the CBR?
tomates? frankies?
lets just skip on to the ranch sauce.
by Fairf November 23, 2007
i was stoned out of my mind and i made a brataslava burger. it had pickles, marshmellows, french fries, 2 cookies, a danish and some chicken nuggets on it.
i love making brataslava burgers!
last time i had a brataslava burger i put 4 different hot peppers on it, along with peanutbutter, mayonayse, kiwifruit, parsnips and a slab of lasagna. the next time i took a shit it was carnage.
i love making brataslava burgers!
last time i had a brataslava burger i put 4 different hot peppers on it, along with peanutbutter, mayonayse, kiwifruit, parsnips and a slab of lasagna. the next time i took a shit it was carnage.
by Fairf November 20, 2007
when hash oil is smeared on a paper and rolled with either tobacco or bud. It simulates asphault being paved on a road when the oil is smeared on a paper.
darren had a half vile of oil so we were paving roads all night.
steve was paving roads all night.
want to hit up my bong?
nah, im game for paving roads though.
steve was paving roads all night.
want to hit up my bong?
nah, im game for paving roads though.
by Fairf February 4, 2008