Fairf's definitions

klem

A person who becomes confused quickly and often loses track of what their doing.

My old man is such a klem

by Fairf October 18, 2007

paving roads

when hash oil is smeared on a paper and rolled with either tobacco or bud. It simulates asphault being paved on a road when the oil is smeared on a paper.

darren had a half vile of oil so we were paving roads all night.

steve was paving roads all night.

want to hit up my bong?
nah, im game for paving roads though.

by fairf February 3, 2008

gorbie

a person who crosses the road whithout taking any caution to oncoming traffic.

that gorbie i nailed fucked my bumper up bad.

you fuckin gorbie! fuck you! die in a fire! look before you walk!

i was going to hit that fucking gorbie but it would have fucked up my godly 1968 El Camino SS.

by fairf December 20, 2007

brataslava burger

To make a hamburger and put everything in sight on it.

i was stoned out of my mind and i made a brataslava burger. it had pickles, marshmellows, french fries, 2 cookies, a danish and some chicken nuggets on it.

i love making brataslava burgers!

last time i had a brataslava burger i put 4 different hot peppers on it, along with peanutbutter, mayonayse, kiwifruit, parsnips and a slab of lasagna. the next time i took a shit it was carnage.

by fairf December 21, 2007

millwrong

one who is in the millwright trade, but is really bad at doing everything.

Lee claims he is a millwright, but after getting his arm mangled by a lathe, we know now he is a millwrong.

geoff said your either a millwright or a millwrong.

use e-z tap when tapping holes you millwrong!

by fairf December 20, 2007

coiffer

one who attends university, and thinks they are so much better than anyone. It suggests that their hair is well trimmed and often lifted up at the front, giving them the name "coiffer". most coiffers are doomed to work in a cubicle for the rest of their life and be a tie wearing office bitch.

you are such a coiffer, look at that faggy hairdoo your rockin'.

Look at that coiffer, hes got his nose so high in the air!

We went to a community college keg party and some coiffers showed up, man did they get a beatdown.

by Fairf November 18, 2007

CBR

a chicken and bacon ranch sub from subway, possible the godliest sub ever created.

ill have extra cheese on my CBR sandwich of godlieness.

CBR or die.

of course i want my CBR toasted you newb!

what do you want on the CBR?
tomates? frankies?
lets just skip on to the ranch sauce.

by Fairf December 24, 2007