Faaaat_Dead_Birds's definitions

Daniela

A hot 4 foot tall lady with long brown hair who dresses as a jester and likes dead animals.

Person 1: Oh look, Daniela's here.
Person 2: Damn, she's hot.

Person 1: But watch out for her dead bird collection.

by Faaaat_Dead_Birds October 5, 2023

Rezzie

A dude with an odd name who is stalked by a man (usually a Shayan) who loves Rezzie's girlfriend and thinks he's Batman.

Person 1: I think I'm being stalked by Batman
Person 2: OMG, you're totally becoming a Rezzie.

by Faaaat_Dead_Birds October 4, 2023

Daniela

A short brunette MILF who wears a jester costume and hoards dead birds.

Person 1: Oh look, there's Daniela
Person 2: She's so hot
Person 3: But watch out for those dead birds she has.

by Faaaat_Dead_Birds October 4, 2023

Shayan

A lovesick dude who hoards superhero costumes and has a crush on his pretty Latina coworker, Lucy. Shayan is quite stalkery, to the point of trying to hire people to stalk Lucy for him, but he never actually would harm Lucy, despite his talk of murder-suicide during his depressive episodes. He bombards her with love songs and leaves anonymous gifts on her desk.

He's got a friend who tries to keep him out of trouble, but she typically fails and is usually stuck helping him cover his mess. He's done not being taken seriously by Lucy and regularly roleplays or fantasizes about killing her boyfriend. Overall a pretty sad, crazy dude.

Person 1: So today I gave my crush an 8 foot tall box of chocolates filled to the brim. Not to brag, but I totally outdid her boyfriend!
Person 2: Oh my god, you're such a Shayan.

Person 1: I may or may not have crawled through Lucy's window dressed as Batman
Person 2: WTF SHAYAN???

by Faaaat_Dead_Birds October 3, 2023

What's the word, dead old bird?

A funny way of saying 'what's up'.

Person 1: What's the word, dead old bird?
Person 2: Nothing much.

by Faaaat_Dead_Birds April 4, 2023

Yam Gun

A type of potato gun that uses pneumatic force to launch cooked yams at people as a prank.

Person 1: Oh my god, did you see Fernanda's yam gun?

Person 2: I did, it's so cool!

by Faaaat_Dead_Birds April 4, 2023

Coofer

A person who kicks or harms pigeons for fun.

Person 1: Did you hear that Dani kicked a pigeon yesterday?
Person 2: Uggh, she is such a coofer.

by Faaaat_Dead_Birds April 4, 2023