coiffer

one who attends university, and thinks they are so much better than anyone. It suggests that their hair is well trimmed and often lifted up at the front, giving them the name "coiffer". most coiffers are doomed to work in a cubicle for the rest of their life and be a tie wearing office bitch.

you are such a coiffer, look at that faggy hairdoo your rockin'.

Look at that coiffer, hes got his nose so high in the air!

We went to a community college keg party and some coiffers showed up, man did they get a beatdown.

by Fairf November 18, 2007

chifferobe

A closet-like piece of furniture that combines a long space for hanging clothes (that is, a wardrobe or armoire) with a chest of drawers. Chifferobes were first advertised in the 1908 Sears, Roebuck Catalogue, which described them as "a modern invention, having been in use only a short time." The term itself is a portmanteau of the words chiffonier and wardrobe. It is used in the United States, primarily in the southern portion of the country, and in Cuba. Pronounced shif-uh-rohb or shif-rohb. In Spanish as "chief-o-robay."

The word "chifferobe" appears frequently in Harper Lee's novel To Kill a Mockingbird. Tom Robinson "busts up a chifferobe" for Mayella Ewell, which her father uses as kindling.

by Southern mama September 24, 2011

ciffer

a giant nipple, which is usually larger than a quater. a female with extremely big nipples. the width of a nipple is large in size.

ciffer

by tis420 September 23, 2009

cooffer

A man who evokes a certain indescribable feeling of creepiness and douchebag-ity.

Hey kids, stay away from that cooffer over there.

by J-Tro December 7, 2007

bust up that chifferobe

To smack up some booty. In the novel To Kill A Mocking Bird, Tom Robinson is asked to "come in an bust up the chifferobe" for Mayella Ewell. But upon entry into the house, Mayella makes swift sexual advances toward Robinson, hence, bust up that chifferobe means to smack up a fine piece of ass.

"Hey Jim, I saw you leave with that girl. You bust up that chifferobe?"

by BoboFish January 31, 2016

Cliffers

A horrible gremlin type thing for example small griff, who lives in a nitty house, have no money and think there solid when they get bang by BS4 THE BEST

Oh look there’s some stinky cliffers over there. You should never go into Hartcliffe

by Cliffers are smelly October 3, 2019

Criffer

A mole-like entity, who knows nothing but good morals, patience, and proper courtship. He is a pimp among pimps, and thus has a strong pimp hand to accompany his societal status.

"You saved my dog from being run over by a bulldozer! You're such a sweet, kind-hearted Criffer!"

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by FoundingFatherss June 25, 2010