The female version of a cock-slap where the woman proceeds to scooch her cooch vertically across the face of another.
by Cheyenne Burbank October 7, 2005
Get the cooch scooch mug.When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.
I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.
by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019
Get the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch mug.Said to a girl when you want her to move over to make room or to hurry up. Can be said to a guy as an insult.
"Come on, Kevin! Pull out your tampon and scooch your cooch! We're gonna be late!"
"Scooch your cooch, Jen! I'm not sitting on the floor with that uggo Berta."
"Scooch your cooch, Jen! I'm not sitting on the floor with that uggo Berta."
by Big Poppa Jon October 18, 2009
Get the Scooch your cooch mug.That scissor pussy rubbing thing that dykes do where they put their coochies together and gyrate their hips in a scissor like motion. Makes my toes wet.
by fweedinator October 13, 2018
Get the Two cooch smooch mug.when a female smears bright pink lipstick all over her meatflaps, then smacks a big wet kiss on a man's cheek, leaving lipmarks.
hey, this kinky bitch gave me a cooch smooch last night. afterwards my buddies thought i just got a wet kiss from my grandma.
by dizzle pie June 28, 2005
Get the cooch smooch mug.by biomed_queen September 29, 2010
Get the Cooch Smooch mug.When your female dog has been cleaning herself and soon afterward wants to surprise you with a big, cooch smelling kiss on the mouth.
by Beaver Skateboards October 5, 2009
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