cooch scooch
The female version of a cock-slap where the woman proceeds to scooch her cooch vertically across the face of another.
cooch scooch by Cheyenne Burbank October 7, 2005
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South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch
When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.
I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.
South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019
Scooch your cooch
Said to a girl when you want her to move over to make room or to hurry up. Can be said to a guy as an insult.
"Come on, Kevin! Pull out your tampon and scooch your cooch! We're gonna be late!"
"Scooch your cooch, Jen! I'm not sitting on the floor with that uggo Berta."
"Scooch your cooch, Jen! I'm not sitting on the floor with that uggo Berta."
Scooch your cooch by Big Poppa Jon October 18, 2009
Two cooch smooch
That scissor pussy rubbing thing that dykes do where they put their coochies together and gyrate their hips in a scissor like motion. Makes my toes wet.
Two cooch smooch by fweedinator October 13, 2018
cooch smooch
when a female smears bright pink lipstick all over her meatflaps, then smacks a big wet kiss on a man's cheek, leaving lipmarks.
hey, this kinky bitch gave me a cooch smooch last night. afterwards my buddies thought i just got a wet kiss from my grandma.
cooch smooch by dizzle pie June 28, 2005
Cooch Smooch
Cooch Smooch by biomed_queen September 29, 2010
pooch cooch smooch
When your female dog has been cleaning herself and soon afterward wants to surprise you with a big, cooch smelling kiss on the mouth.
pooch cooch smooch by Beaver Skateboards October 5, 2009