contrige 

An extremely important piece of writing or drawing, such as a document.

"Wow, I got this amazing contrige from Sarah; how much do you think it's worth?"

contrige by Crystal150 August 4, 2013

Contriggered 

Confused and triggered at the same time.

Whenever i think of my crush, im contriggered.

Contriggered by SusanFrog March 26, 2017

contrive 

1)To cleverly plan or scheme.
2)To create through improvisation

1)John contrived a way to get large amounts of money with minimal effort.
2)Sam contrived a swing out of a rope and some scrap wood.

contrive by a_cat August 20, 2005

Contrived 

Something that is created in a way that feels artificial and unrealistic, as apposed to something that arises spontaneously through nature.

Waluigi was only created for the purposes of giving Wario a Tennis Partner; He only exists to be Roster Filler. Contrived because he wasn't created organically through the creators own passion.

Contrived by DeScRiPtOr92584 August 19, 2018

ecumenically contrived 

A proven willingness to creatively modify scripture, oppress alternative translations and categorically deny contrary, dis-confirming evidence ... all in a desperate attempt to satisfy the criteria of messiahship.

If you came to understand that the 'virgin birth' was ecumenically contrived, would you still need to believe it? What about walking on water...?

ecumenically contrived by YAWA May 4, 2018

contrived 

something planned to look spontaneous

Bill sounded so contrived when he pleaded not guilty

contrived by shaun holbert December 4, 2003

contrite 

feeling or expressing remorse or penitence; affected by guilt

( Contrite ) feeling or expressing remorse or penitence; affected by guilt

contrite by joestpaul March 18, 2014