contrigulated 

the expression felt when someone has uttered something that makes you question if they are intellectually subservient.

“Check this out! My dog got hit with an orbital cannon which was launched from my girlfriends ass!”

“I’m absolutely contrigulated”

contrigulated by smurfyy. September 29, 2023

contriculate 

In the broadest sense, means to be subtracted or deleted from a list, the opposite of matriculate. The most common meaning refers to the formal process of being expelled from a university or of becoming ineligible to enter by not fulfilling certain academic requirements.

Because of his lack of effort, he contriculated from college

contriculate by Hunjiman October 13, 2013

Confragulated

A despondent situation with no possible action to change the outcome.

I don’t have a social studies credit, I’m so confragulated.

Confragulated by Todalew March 6, 2024