Contriband 

My Mexican amigo named Justin and his 17 siblings.

I brought contriband over the border

Contriband by Dildo destroyer April 21, 2018

cuntraband 

Illicit items concealed in the vagina.

The drug-sniffing dog continued to sniff the woman's crotch, revealing the cuntraband.

cuntraband by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006

Plot Contrivance 

Something that happens in the plot that is highly unlikely to happen, though still technically possible.

Different from plot hole as a plot hole is something that should be impossible to happen.

A scene featuring Q giving 007 his gadgets is a staple of James Bond films.
Now imagine if the film did not feature this and we see 007 using a never-before-seen gadget to get out of a tight situation. This would be a plot contrivance, as the audience would have zero reason to believe that 007 would have a gadget of this kind, though him having this gadget is still technically not impossible, preventing it from being a plot hole.

Plot Contrivance by Three-Eight January 22, 2019

contraband 

Drugs or drug-related items. Ex: weed, pipe, rolling papers, tin foil (heavily smoldered), baggies, visine, etc.

Mostly illegal items.

"Hide your contraband, the po-lice are coming!!"

contraband by torey February 6, 2005

Cuntraband 

Contraband stored in the vagina.

The items held within the vagina do not necessarily have to be illegal, one may well stash spare change or chapstick there.

Charlotte hoped to get across the border. She was carrying cuntraband: two rather mangy hens and a dachshund named Colin.

Cuntraband by Coraline Mae September 28, 2012

Contribate 

Verb: The act of thinking about masterbating.

Contribater; noun, a person who often thinks about masterbating.

Contribated, contribation, contribates, contribating.

I think Jimmy is contribating while he is at work.

Jimmy is such a contribater.

Contribate by Camorado October 6, 2016

Nigga Contraband 

Phrases, Words, or even material such as racist YouTube videos that white people share with each other but would never show their black friends.

Person 1: I say fellow white person, search for ______ on YouTube. I found it racially hilarious.

Person 2: HAHAHA, but make sure the niggas don't find out, thats Nigga Contraband.

Nigga Contraband by NCPhoenix95 October 31, 2010