6 definition by Dildo destroyer

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The little white substance that puts you into 18 years of child support. SERIOUSLY people wear a FUCKING condom.
His sperm was in her vagina
by Dildo destroyer April 21, 2018

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My Mexican friend named Justin and his 23 siblings.
I brought contriband over the border.
by Dildo destroyer December 17, 2017

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The tentacle that attaches to you pelvis and that you shove In a vagina. Seriously it’s a fucking dick every guy has one unless your Asian.
He played with his dick knocker
by Dildo destroyer December 14, 2017

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The tentacle that attaches to you pelvis and that you shove In a vagina. Seriously it’s a fucking dick every guy has one unless your Asian.
He played with his dick knocker
by Dildo destroyer December 14, 2017

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The tentacle that attaches to your groun and that you put in a vaginal region. Seriously it’s a fucking dick all guys have them unless your asian
Hw played with his dick
by Dildo destroyer December 14, 2017

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My Mexican amigo named Justin and his 17 siblings.
I brought contriband over the border
by Dildo destroyer April 21, 2018

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