cuntraband
cuntraband by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006
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Cuntraband
Contraband stored in the vagina.
The items held within the vagina do not necessarily have to be illegal, one may well stash spare change or chapstick there.
The items held within the vagina do not necessarily have to be illegal, one may well stash spare change or chapstick there.
Charlotte hoped to get across the border. She was carrying cuntraband: two rather mangy hens and a dachshund named Colin.
Cuntraband by Coraline Mae September 28, 2012
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Cuntraband
Consider the following dialogue:
T: "I think I have a crush on J's mom."
K: "J's mom has too many STDs. She's cuntraband."
or:
T: "Would you ever sleep with L?"
K: "Nah...S has had his way with L. You don't want to mess with him. L is cuntraband."
T: "I think I have a crush on J's mom."
K: "J's mom has too many STDs. She's cuntraband."
or:
T: "Would you ever sleep with L?"
K: "Nah...S has had his way with L. You don't want to mess with him. L is cuntraband."
Cuntraband by speakn0evil July 21, 2008
Cuntrabanned
Any item whose possession is illegal for mentally cunted because of the risks involved but legal for general population
Cuntrabanned by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
contraband
Drugs or drug-related items. Ex: weed, pipe, rolling papers, tin foil (heavily smoldered), baggies, visine, etc.
Mostly illegal items.
Mostly illegal items.
contraband by torey February 6, 2005
Nigga Contraband
Phrases, Words, or even material such as racist YouTube videos that white people share with each other but would never show their black friends.
Person 1: I say fellow white person, search for ______ on YouTube. I found it racially hilarious.
Person 2: HAHAHA, but make sure the niggas don't find out, thats Nigga Contraband.
Person 2: HAHAHA, but make sure the niggas don't find out, thats Nigga Contraband.
Nigga Contraband by NCPhoenix95 October 31, 2010
Cuntbandit
(noun) |kənt•bandit| An insulting name given to people who steal anything of value from you, one-up you, or are just plain stupid. Often used as a title when blaming someone.
Cuntbandit by reg&rob January 26, 2010
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