by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006
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The items held within the vagina do not necessarily have to be illegal, one may well stash spare change or chapstick there.
The items held within the vagina do not necessarily have to be illegal, one may well stash spare change or chapstick there.
Charlotte hoped to get across the border. She was carrying cuntraband: two rather mangy hens and a dachshund named Colin.
by Coraline Mae September 28, 2012
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• Nigga Contraband
Consider the following dialogue:
T: "I think I have a crush on J's mom."
K: "J's mom has too many STDs. She's cuntraband."
or:
T: "Would you ever sleep with L?"
K: "Nah...S has had his way with L. You don't want to mess with him. L is cuntraband."
T: "I think I have a crush on J's mom."
K: "J's mom has too many STDs. She's cuntraband."
or:
T: "Would you ever sleep with L?"
K: "Nah...S has had his way with L. You don't want to mess with him. L is cuntraband."
by speakn0evil July 21, 2008
Get the Cuntraband mug.Any item whose possession is illegal for mentally cunted because of the risks involved but legal for general population
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
Get the Cuntrabanned mug.Drugs or drug-related items. Ex: weed, pipe, rolling papers, tin foil (heavily smoldered), baggies, visine, etc.
Mostly illegal items.
Mostly illegal items.
by torey February 6, 2005
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Person 1: I say fellow white person, search for ______ on YouTube. I found it racially hilarious.
Person 2: HAHAHA, but make sure the niggas don't find out, thats Nigga Contraband.
Person 2: HAHAHA, but make sure the niggas don't find out, thats Nigga Contraband.
by NCPhoenix95 October 31, 2010
Get the Nigga Contraband mug.(noun) |kənt•bandit| An insulting name given to people who steal anything of value from you, one-up you, or are just plain stupid. Often used as a title when blaming someone.
by reg&rob January 26, 2010
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