cuntraband 

Illicit items concealed in the vagina.

The drug-sniffing dog continued to sniff the woman's crotch, revealing the cuntraband.

cuntraband by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006

Cuntraband 

Contraband stored in the vagina.

The items held within the vagina do not necessarily have to be illegal, one may well stash spare change or chapstick there.

Charlotte hoped to get across the border. She was carrying cuntraband: two rather mangy hens and a dachshund named Colin.

Cuntraband by Coraline Mae September 28, 2012

Cuntraband 

A woman who is too skanky, sketchy, tall or in any way off-limits.

Consider the following dialogue:

T: "I think I have a crush on J's mom."
K: "J's mom has too many STDs. She's cuntraband."

or:

T: "Would you ever sleep with L?"
K: "Nah...S has had his way with L. You don't want to mess with him. L is cuntraband."

Cuntraband by speakn0evil July 21, 2008

Cuntrabanned 

Any item whose possession is illegal for mentally cunted because of the risks involved but legal for general population

Even common household items like scissors or USB cables are cuntrabanned in some cells of Broadmoor

Cuntrabanned by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

contraband 

Drugs or drug-related items. Ex: weed, pipe, rolling papers, tin foil (heavily smoldered), baggies, visine, etc.

Mostly illegal items.

"Hide your contraband, the po-lice are coming!!"

contraband by torey February 6, 2005

Nigga Contraband 

Phrases, Words, or even material such as racist YouTube videos that white people share with each other but would never show their black friends.

Person 1: I say fellow white person, search for ______ on YouTube. I found it racially hilarious.

Person 2: HAHAHA, but make sure the niggas don't find out, thats Nigga Contraband.

Nigga Contraband by NCPhoenix95 October 31, 2010

Cuntbandit 

(noun) |kənt•bandit| An insulting name given to people who steal anything of value from you, one-up you, or are just plain stupid. Often used as a title when blaming someone.

Karen: Joanie, did you eat my nachos?
Joanie: Sorry...
Karen: God, you are such a cuntbandit!

Cuntbandit by reg&rob January 26, 2010