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contraband 

Drugs or drug-related items. Ex: weed, pipe, rolling papers, tin foil (heavily smoldered), baggies, visine, etc.

Mostly illegal items.
"Hide your contraband, the po-lice are coming!!"
contraband by torey February 6, 2005

Nigga Contraband 

Phrases, Words, or even material such as racist YouTube videos that white people share with each other but would never show their black friends.
Person 1: I say fellow white person, search for ______ on YouTube. I found it racially hilarious.

Person 2: HAHAHA, but make sure the niggas don't find out, thats Nigga Contraband.
Nigga Contraband by NCPhoenix95 October 31, 2010

@ContrabandCarla 

Someone who doesn’t say anything for 3 months
Person 1: *doesn’t say anything for 3 months*
Person 2: you okay?
Person 1: yeah sorry i did an @ContrabandCarla

Bloody Tampon Contraband 

A used tampon placed in a plastic bag. The person who carries bloody tampon contraband is eager to be searched. Repeat offenders often carry bloody tampon contraband to discourage unlawful searches by police and other authorities.
I hope that cop tries to search me again, this time I got a present for him. When he reaches in my pocket this time all he is gonna find is bloody tampon contraband.

contraband 

Amazing album by Velvet Revolver, who played at the Hyde Park Live 8 in London.
Wow, Velvet Revolver's new album Contraband ROCKS
contraband by Sabs15 August 12, 2005

contraband papi 

A sweater or hoodie that is borrowed from an elderly person.
“omg i love your sweater!” thanks, it s a contraband papi”
contraband papi by heyyyyy ;) July 15, 2023
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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