contestza
contestza by Dong destroyer April 7, 2022
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Dick Swinging Contest
an ego laden interaction usually (although not always) involving men where each individual tries to out do the the other in knowledge and or acheivements. Often seen in corporate settings and family get-togethers
Fuck me! That was a waste of time. I actually thought we could get something done at this meeting. Instead it turned into a Dick Swinging Contest!
Dick Swinging Contest by Mr Jameson October 23, 2010
Word of the Day on June 6, 2025
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contestza • Contestard • Contestation • Contestation Bias • Big Brother Contestant • .9.Avoid getting caught up in popularity contestsA.9. • Me despistas mucho cuando me contestas mamacita😘. • <.7.9.7.6.>Avoid getting caught up in popularity contestsA<.7.9.7.6.> • 《.7.9.7.6.》Avoid getting caught up in popularity contestsA《.7.9.7.6.》 • contessa
Contistraphic
Contistraphic by Contistraphic May 18, 2021
Contessa
A person who captures Your Attention when entering a room.
You Just can't take your eyes off Contessa!!
She's a Class all of her Own.
unique.
Strong Women.
Her Hair is Perfect, Flawless.
Olive Skin.
Hour Glass Full Figured Women
Goddess
Genuine, kind to those who are kind to her.
Very Honest, Humble and Open
You can find her serving her community and volunteering
Her life is full of Riches
She has Traveled the World.
Loves to Sing and shes an Amazing Dancer
Born to Perform.
You Just can't take your eyes off Contessa!!
She's a Class all of her Own.
unique.
Strong Women.
Her Hair is Perfect, Flawless.
Olive Skin.
Hour Glass Full Figured Women
Goddess
Genuine, kind to those who are kind to her.
Very Honest, Humble and Open
You can find her serving her community and volunteering
Her life is full of Riches
She has Traveled the World.
Loves to Sing and shes an Amazing Dancer
Born to Perform.
Contestshipper
Contestshipper by cold-chan July 10, 2009
contextation
dude 1: I had a serious contextation with Mary last night.
dude 2: Really! What did y'all discuss?
dude 1: The Relationship of course. Guess I'm monogamous now. We wound up texting all night.
dude 2: Really! What did y'all discuss?
dude 1: The Relationship of course. Guess I'm monogamous now. We wound up texting all night.
contextation by no1sandman November 7, 2010
pissing contest
A pissing contest is any argument that just goes back and forth between two individuals but never gets resolved.
Joe: "I can piss farther than you can."
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
... and so on.
Pete: "Man! That's one helluva pissing contest you two guys are having."
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
... and so on.
Pete: "Man! That's one helluva pissing contest you two guys are having."
pissing contest by Old Polecat January 15, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026