Contestard 

Person on a game show that cannot figure out the answer to the question, regardless of how obvious it is to the at-home viewer.

That person on Wheel of Fortune last night was a real Contestard!

Contestard by Tara P. November 18, 2003

Big Brother Contestant 

1) An exhibitionist and self-important grandiose person who cheapens the human race simply by existing.

2) Someone who is incredibly vapid and has no concept of reality or offers any kind of discernible value to society.

3) A cunt.

So named because of the antics of contestants of the UK version of the "popular" Channel Four reality television programme of the same name.

1) Person One: I've just applied to go on Big Brother so I can spout my half baked political philosophies and act like a tit by having a temper tantrum or being racist the name of entertainment. Oh, and I have a wacky name like Gizmotech or DJ Baztarrd.

Person Two: Oh, for fuck's sake.

2) Person One: I want to earn a soft porn modelling contact, bag a footballer and attempt to live off my grossly distorted peception of my own beauty for the rest of my life.

Person Two: As oddly eloquent as that sentence was, I think your best bet is to become a Big Brother Contestant. Or kill yourself. Now.

3) Person One: I just pushed that old lady in front of that bus then pimp slapped the taste from out of that small child's mouth.
Person Two: You're such a Big Brother Contestant.

Big Brother Contestant by TheBionicMan July 30, 2009

cuntstard 

Somebody who is both a cunt and a bastard.

That cuntstard Roger still owes me £50.

cuntstard by Anonymous October 7, 2003

constard 

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Somebody who always continues to be a retard despite always denying the fact that he/she is one.

"I find it really difficult to hold a half-decent conversation with him because he's such a constard!"

constard by Benji Vacunt June 25, 2008

cuntstard 

1. A person who is a bastard and a cunt. Or a mixture of both.

2. Misspelt custard.

ELSIE: Any of you guys reckon that new guy at works a cuntstard?
MILLIE: Yeah, who is he?
ELSIE: My husband, oh and you're fired bitch.


FRANK: Hey did you try Lisa's cuntstard?
DEREK: That's my wife, you fuck! (Hits him.)

cuntstard by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 19, 2008

Cuntstard 

The gooey, custard like material that accumulates in a woman's vagina when she is exceptionally aroused.

She had a big dollop of cuntstard waiting for me.

Cuntstard by Tad Dewberries July 12, 2012

contested expression 

A struggle or dispute over the right of individuals, within public spaces, to express their ideas through various forms of communication, such as graffiti, performance art, music, skateboarding, etc. Artists feel their works are appropriate expressions of creation, beauty and art that express anger, frustration, oppression, exclusion and inform others about their subculture. Property owners, police and some others see these forms of expression as being criminal and destructive - or “vandalism.”

After showing the film "Style Wars," Cheryl sent her students out onto campus to find examples of contested expression in the dorms.

contested expression by csk greener April 2, 2006