tune contamination 

when someone who has a tune infection regrettably shares it with you, thus infecting you as well.

Alvin: "wow, I've got that horrible Carley Simon song stuck in my head...you know the one that goes; 'you're so vein, i bet you think this song is about you', it's driving me crazy..."

Theresa: "wow...thanks a lot for the tune contamination!"

tune contamination by sandspit April 11, 2010

nostril contamination 

When one picks his/her nose and subsequently picks the remaining nostril with the same finger, therfore taking snot from one nostril and inserting it into the other.

Dude, you totally just had a case of nostril contamination!

nostril contamination by Gareth Mc Givern August 27, 2007

Cuntamination 

The process of making something dirty by rubbing it against a womans vagina while she has an active case of a sexually transmitted disease.

While working at the local fast food restaurant Jennifer decided to give the burger meat some cuntamination.

Cuntamination by JackMeOffYouFuckingSluts April 19, 2009

Cuntaminate 

The act of a female spreading her vagina over an inanimate object to give it that fishy smell so that she can hand it out to her friends.

Sally gave me her mp3 player and it has too much cuntaminate on it.

Cuntaminate by Me4UrAss April 19, 2009

contominated 

All girls who have dated or been with Tom

You don't want that shit, she's been contominated

contominated by Tom3 October 15, 2006

Contaminated Goat 

A term used in response to someone who is annoying the heck out of you and you dont really know what else to call them without making them cry. Although if they do cry, you'd be ok with that outcome, viewing it as an added bonus. Not recommended for use in school, business meetings , chruch sermons, weddings or Bar Mitzvahs. May be appropriate for use between colleagues at work in limited situations, such as when your coworker keeps annoying you via instant messaging.

Jon: "Hey Barry, I really like your proposal but its a little rough around the edges... still needs some work."
Barry: "Oh yeah? Jon, you are such a contaminated goat!

Contaminated Goat by Big Daddy BK February 23, 2014

Contaminagious 

(Adj.) Something virulently filthy. Simply the idea of this thing can make people sick.

The toilet at the Japanese place on soi 39 is contaminagious.

Contaminagious by Winterkorn September 5, 2014