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contactless fuck

A term describing sex in the time of COVID.
We used to call it phone sex but now we refer to it as a contactless fuck.

Contactless

Contactless, a shmuck that has slip on shoes . So no laces or straps .
guy 1: Brooooo are those shoes contactless
guy 2: yes
Contactless by hawkk1 July 14, 2019

Contactality 

Word used by uneducated Pacific Islanders during an attempt to sound intelligent

- Meant to describe the similarities between the mentality and contact of a rugby game.

Word type = Afakasi

Half Mentality // Half Contact

Used by Pacific Island rugby players during post game interviews in order to sound intelligent but unfortunately create an even worse reputation for themselves.
“The game today was a very gud, I fink da bois did a very ekshalent job on da field today, good use of the ‘Contactality’ we lern at da training nek wik.

Contactless Drag 

A contactless drag is something special. It doesn't come around very often, only at the end of a j. So what is a contactless drag, it is when your joint gets to the end and it becomes a stinging roger instead of it burning your lips with the hot roach, you put the joint about 1-2 cm away from your mouth and suck the j without any contact. And that my friends is a contactless drag.
Yo, this joint is too harsh, I might have to do a contactless drag.

contagable 

A dumbass way of saying "I feel contageous" on Maury. contageous
"We dont have sex, he make me feel contagable"
contagable by murry lova March 30, 2010

Contractable 

A contraction, unlike most contractions, that can be made into another contraction with a contraction.
Shouldn't + can't = shan't

There for, both the words "shouldn't" and "can't", are contractables.
Man, I don't know how to use contractable in a sentence.