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contactless fuck

A term describing sex in the time of COVID.
We used to call it phone sex but now we refer to it as a contactless fuck.

Contactless

Contactless, a shmuck that has slip on shoes . So no laces or straps .
guy 1: Brooooo are those shoes contactless
guy 2: yes
Contactless by hawkk1 July 14, 2019

Contactality 

Word used by uneducated Pacific Islanders during an attempt to sound intelligent

- Meant to describe the similarities between the mentality and contact of a rugby game.

Word type = Afakasi

Half Mentality // Half Contact

Used by Pacific Island rugby players during post game interviews in order to sound intelligent but unfortunately create an even worse reputation for themselves.
“The game today was a very gud, I fink da bois did a very ekshalent job on da field today, good use of the ‘Contactality’ we lern at da training nek wik.

Contactless Drag 

A contactless drag is something special. It doesn't come around very often, only at the end of a j. So what is a contactless drag, it is when your joint gets to the end and it becomes a stinging roger instead of it burning your lips with the hot roach, you put the joint about 1-2 cm away from your mouth and suck the j without any contact. And that my friends is a contactless drag.
Yo, this joint is too harsh, I might have to do a contactless drag.

contagable 

A dumbass way of saying "I feel contageous" on Maury. contageous
"We dont have sex, he make me feel contagable"
contagable by murry lova March 30, 2010

Contractable 

A contraction, unlike most contractions, that can be made into another contraction with a contraction.
Shouldn't + can't = shan't

There for, both the words "shouldn't" and "can't", are contractables.
Man, I don't know how to use contractable in a sentence.
Contractable by TREEDOM VELLACROIX October 7, 2018
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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