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Monster mash 

Unprotected sex on Halloween necessitating an abortion, or a "graveyard smash"
Bro #1: Did you see that girl in the slutty giraffe costume?

Bro #2: Yeah, we monster mashed!

Bro #1: Nice! Better graveyard smash soon.

Bro #2: Yeah. We have an appointment after the new year.

Bro #1: Dude, that's too long. Haven't you heard about the heartbeat bill? You'd better get in there soon and get that baby!
Monster mash by Justin1234321 August 23, 2019

Consultant 

An unemployed white male
Dave is a consultant.
Consultant by Justin1234321 January 31, 2019