Monster mash

Unprotected sex on Halloween necessitating an abortion, or a "graveyard smash"
Bro #1: Did you see that girl in the slutty giraffe costume?

Bro #2: Yeah, we monster mashed!

Bro #1: Nice! Better graveyard smash soon.

Bro #2: Yeah. We have an appointment after the new year.

Bro #1: Dude, that's too long. Haven't you heard about the heartbeat bill? You'd better get in there soon and get that baby!
by Justin1234321 August 23, 2019
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Consultant

Dave is a consultant.
by Justin1234321 January 31, 2019
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