constafart

when you are farting continuously

After eating chili and beans I had a constafart going the rest of the day.

by 3pharmacychicks April 1, 2010

Constafarted

When a person is trying to fart but can't because something is stopping him from doing so.

I became constafarted When my girlfriend came into my room.

by BOL November 29, 2005

constabator

Someone who frequently masturbates.

Man I caught Mark masturbating in the middle of freaking class again! He's like a freaking constabator.

by bautry April 14, 2005

constapated

The Act of not being able to deficate or "crap"

Brittany is severely constapated.

by ItsMeliSSa! November 12, 2007

constafuct

1. Being in the state of constant misfortune or in a non-stop state of disrepair.

2. Constipation after a heavy night of drinking or drug use.

"Sucks to be Mike, not only did he get laid off from work today but on his way home he got a flat tire and a call from his wife saying she is leaving him because she got a notice of a Federal Tax Audit...that boy keeps getin constafuct!"

Constipation
fucked
screwed
constafuct
consta-fuct

by UTN Studio July 10, 2009

constavariety

One who has sex with a large number of females on a constant basis.

I have fucked 10 girls this month. I have achieved constavariety.

by oxy8978 September 15, 2012

constafartated

When you have to fart but cant; bloated

I ate a lot of beans for lunch and now I'm constafartated.

by Zafi January 19, 2014