The Act of not being able to deficate or "crap"
Brittany is severely constapated.
by ItsMeliSSa! October 25, 2007
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When you make groaning noises while making poo.
STOP MAKING THOSE CONSTAPATIONAL NOSIES! GAAAAAH IT STINKS, CLOSE THE DOOR.
by bikermandude August 10, 2010
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only when matty morris needs a shit he makes the whole world gip, every1 pukes and all is revealed
plop!!! plop!!!
by matty morris March 31, 2003
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When a printer is jammed or is taking a long time to print a document for no viable reason
"Why the hell hasn't it printed yet?"
"Looks like you have printer constapation"
"Damn..."
by Baggyeyescar May 11, 2008
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