Constafarted

When a person is trying to fart but can't because something is stopping him from doing so.

I became constafarted When my girlfriend came into my room.

Constafarted by BOL November 29, 2005

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constapated

The Act of not being able to deficate or "crap"

Brittany is severely constapated.

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When you have to fart but cant; bloated

I ate a lot of beans for lunch and now I'm constafartated.

constafartated by Zafi January 19, 2014

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I thought I had to shit, but only a little toot came out. I guess I was just constifarted.

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After eating chili and beans I had a constafart going the rest of the day.

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When you have to fart, but nothing comes out.

I have to fart and im straining but nothing is coming out, I guess i am constifarted.

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When the farts won't come out and are stuck inside you.

I'm so constifarted right now!

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