Constafarted

When a person is trying to fart but can't because something is stopping him from doing so.

I became constafarted When my girlfriend came into my room.

by BOL November 29, 2005

constapated

The Act of not being able to deficate or "crap"

Brittany is severely constapated.

by ItsMeliSSa! November 12, 2007

constafartated

When you have to fart but cant; bloated

I ate a lot of beans for lunch and now I'm constafartated.

by Zafi January 19, 2014

constifarted

To be constipated with a fart.

I thought I had to shit, but only a little toot came out. I guess I was just constifarted.

by moegi9 May 22, 2010

constafart

when you are farting continuously

After eating chili and beans I had a constafart going the rest of the day.

by 3pharmacychicks April 1, 2010

Constifarted

When you have to fart, but nothing comes out.

I have to fart and im straining but nothing is coming out, I guess i am constifarted.

by SunniBunni September 6, 2010

Constifarted

When the farts won't come out and are stuck inside you.

I'm so constifarted right now!

by Poopsguy July 29, 2025