constabator

Someone who frequently masturbates.

Man I caught Mark masturbating in the middle of freaking class again! He's like a freaking constabator.

by bautry April 14, 2005

Constipatory

Foods that make you constipated

Jesse: Man my ass is leaking juice everywhere
Rob: Dude, eat some real cheese, it's a constipatory and will cork that shit

by EatABagOfDicks! April 21, 2015

constipator

One who disturbs your shit and annoys you.

See greenblatt

Robert Greenblatt sure is a constipator, because he cancelled Dead Like Me, one of his network's most top rated shows. This has angered the show's fans, who are cancelling their subscriptions in record numbers.

by Ian January 13, 2005

constipator

A food which is difficult to digest and actually inhibit bowel movements.

Pizza is a constipator. Cheese is difficult to digest and the tomato sauce and the cheese prevent the top side of the dough from being baked.

by but for February 9, 2018

constigator

someone who is always constantly instigating things

He's always trying to stir up trouble. He needs to stop being a constigator

by Dblitz July 20, 2010

parking lot constipators

those assholes who plug up parking lots aisles while waiting for a spot to open up close to the front door of the desired store they want to shop at

Went to Costco today and got trapped by a group of "parking lot constipators" that stopped traffic in both directions.

by the big effer April 7, 2011

constabation

When one is not able to defecate for a set period of time thus resulting in strong urges to masturbate which, in turn, causes a euphoric sensation and an explosion of the bowels (anal leakage is also common during the process of constabation).

4 people in a hot tub:
Judy: Wow this is relaxing.
Patty: Yeah it sure is.
Joe: Mike! What the hell are you doing?
Mike: Oh man sorry guys. I haven't shit in five days so I'm practicing the fine art of constabation. To tell you the truth I am very aroused at the moment to the point where I feel as though I might possibly be able to drop a douce in the near future.

by pat and bridget November 29, 2006