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conmerge 

Any way of combining two wood products together, whether combining two wood piles into one or stapling two pieces of paper together.
Class, please conmerge your papers to the desk.
conmerge by PolarisDiB January 27, 2005
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Converge 

A brilliant hardcore band with possibly the best lyrics in the genre.
Did you see the Converge show last week? It was fuckin' sick.
Converge by Danagon October 26, 2004

to converge planes 

a nerdy way of saying having sex in the missionary position

inspired by geometry...nerd-ass sex
D was creepin on S in his office, put on some Marvin Gaye, and suggested "to converge planes" later on at his place.

Convergence 

When two people sharing a double ended dildo slide all the way on and meet in the middle.
Sam and Ben worked their way down the double ended dildo towards one another until their balls touched and their convergence was complete.

convergence 

when people all meet in one place for something
the hippies converged on san francisco
convergence by narin June 4, 2004

Convergeys

An "Organization" which presents itself as a solution to the world's Billing/Customer Care Company needs.

Just look at there motto: "Convergys helps you follow the first rule of business: Take care of your customers or your competitors will."

This evil empire is the #1 reason for a Better Buisness Bureau. Not only do they claim to up the bottom dollar of a company who hires them, they do it. Of course at the expense of the employee. Starting with hiring students who will work for less, then the long hours 3 am to all night. Followed by a flawed tracking system which forces bad stats unless you actually have a phone wired into your head. (Don't try this at home) And if that isn't enough at during weakly meetings at least one dumass on every "team" will have so much complainnig to do they may as well write a book.
Leroy: are you going to quit school Billy?

Billy: Of course why wouldn't I ?

Leroy: Convergys !
Convergeys by Foug January 13, 2005

Convergence 

the coming together of two farts to create a super fart
When Bill and Tom farted, Karen was stuck in the area of the Convergence.
Convergence by ps8110bill March 28, 2009
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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