Useless and unnecessary conversation attempted to fill the silence in an awkward situation. Commonly backfires into feelings of loneliness and social discomfort. Usually is intiated by comments regarding the current weather, weather pattern of the past/future few days or major weather disturbances in the recent past.
Gas Man: Nice weather, if you're a duck.
Noid: uh, You over pumped.
Gas Man: So I did, I'll only charge you what you asked for.
C: Your small talk just cost you $1.37.
Noid: Drive On
a 30 service offered where the masseuse rubs her boobs all over you and often followed by the "release"
*neud reversi extra*
Masseuse - you wannt reversi? $30
Shameless - just the bodyslide
To be screwed over by life, without any warning or chance to escape. Covers a wide variety of siutations.
Ed: I picked up a girl on friday night, went back to her place and then she showed me her wiener.
Jon: You were PTF'd
Starting the day off right with One large coffe and two cigerettes to help get the blood level balanced and the bowels movin before getting underway.
Is he still in the shitter?
Whore's breakfast again.
A couple that continuosly touches/caresses/strokes each other in a public display of over-affection
Jon: Who is coming over tonight?
Joe: Oh the usual, the guys and the petting zoo.
The directory containing the finest and highest quality self pleasuring images to stimulate the lonely and isolated soul.
Jon: Can you believe that he has a directory named Jerking?
C: Well he is stuck up here all by himself
September 25, 2003
A subconscious inability to remember jokes or tell jokes, in part or completely, due to the fact that telling jokes brings joy and happiness to others.
B/A: C'mon tell us a joke
C: I can't, its impossible.