Convergeys

An "Organization" which presents itself as a solution to the world's Billing/Customer Care Company needs.

Just look at there motto: "Convergys helps you follow the first rule of business: Take care of your customers or your competitors will."

This evil empire is the #1 reason for a Better Buisness Bureau. Not only do they claim to up the bottom dollar of a company who hires them, they do it. Of course at the expense of the employee. Starting with hiring students who will work for less, then the long hours 3 am to all night. Followed by a flawed tracking system which forces bad stats unless you actually have a phone wired into your head. (Don't try this at home) And if that isn't enough at during weakly meetings at least one dumass on every "team" will have so much complainnig to do they may as well write a book.

Leroy: are you going to quit school Billy?

Billy: Of course why wouldn't I ?

Leroy: Convergys !

Convergeys by Foug January 13, 2005

Convergmas 

Convergmas is unwillingly celebrated by thousands of Convergys employees each year on December 25th. Instead of opening presents and enjoying time with their family, many Convergys employees celebrate their bastardized version of Christmas answering phones, crying in the bathroom, and getting wallaced.

Fuck, look at my schedule. I'll be celebrating Convergmas this year.

Convergmas by /\gent I)eepshit December 31, 2004

Converge 

A brilliant hardcore band with possibly the best lyrics in the genre.

Did you see the Converge show last week? It was fuckin' sick.

Converge by Danagon October 26, 2004

Converses 

A term used by people who don't realise that the word 'Converse', when referring to the brand of sneakers, cannot be made plural. For example, one would say "I have lots of pairs of Converse sneakers" rather than "I have lots of pairs of Converses".

Don't use the word "converses", please.

Converses by MissJosephine April 29, 2006

Cash Converters

Cash Converters is a UK store group, specialising in second hand goods. You take goods you no longer want and they convert them into cash for you.
It is a favourite place for crack heads to offload stolen goods.

Jeez look at them crack heads, they have wogged that 50 inch flat screen and are blatantly carrying it over to Cash Converters in broad daylight. They are gonna get so nicked for that, mate. No wonder they call the fuckin place Crack Converters.

Cash Converters by Reg Varney February 17, 2008

Crack Converters

Crack Converters is the street name by which the establishment called "Cash Converters" is known. This is due to the fact that when a crack head has wogged electrical goods from your house he/she takes them to Crack Converters. Its an establishment doing crackheads and people on the dole a good turn.

Come on now we've both got our giro cheques from the dole office we can go down Crack Converters and score them Technics decks we saw Scaggy Pete with the other day.

Crack Converters by Reg Varney February 17, 2008

to converge planes 

a nerdy way of saying having sex in the missionary position

inspired by geometry...nerd-ass sex

D was creepin on S in his office, put on some Marvin Gaye, and suggested "to converge planes" later on at his place.

to converge planes by prep+pimp sandwhich November 14, 2009