They sound like a five year old messing around with a guitar for the first
time, a
dog being abused next to a microphone, with some standard metalcore drumming. Amazing! (sarcasm)
An few examples of Converge fanboys:
"Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob Bannon will let me blow him now?"
"If you don't like Converge at first, take some
drugs and it will be amazing"