Cookified

someone who is persuaded into liking David Cook, the singer, song writer, american idol of season 7

My friend has been cookified by Cook's album.

by dcmon May 29, 2010

Cookified

someone who is completely prepared for cooking.

Cook: I am completely cookified for the big group I have to cook for.

by MaximumPrime November 7, 2017

chodified lunch

a bag which iz full of jizzed up 10 year old lunch which is dripping and only just stable enough to hold its contents.

content is unknown, mystifying yet humbling!!

CAUTION! : the slightest movment may set this shitbag off and iz highly dangerous if your milk in it which was due to expire on april the 5th 1982. if purple growth persists to devour the lunch call 999 or an exterminator as fast as your fat ass will go!!!

guy 1)= hey isnt your lunch leaking??
guy 2)= no, no my chodified lunch is just a bit over its expiry date!!

by REEE! March 1, 2008

coolified

A word meaning to make more cool or kool. Coolified is used when someone is trying to be unique and can not think of any other word that sounds more cool or better. Coolified can be used as a a verb (coolify) or a linking verb.

I just coolified my myspace profile.

My facebook profile is now coolified.

Person 1: Hey what's your name?
Person 2: My names nicky.
Person 1: Hey nick-e
Person 2: Ha ha you just coolified my name.

by DamienA May 3, 2008

Getting Cookied

When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.

I fell asleep at my beach house and when i woke up I was Getting Cookied.

by Brutal Age July 29, 2019

Cockified

long for cocky

Dude, Will is so cockified. He cannot stop talking about how good he is at swimming.

by mr clutch July 19, 2011

coonified

A black person who has been fully indoctrinated and wholeheartedly believes in and embraces the racist stereotypes perpetuated by whites about blacks i.e. all blacks are lazy , all blacks are criminals, blacks commit more crimes and therefore are arrested more.

Terry is a coonified black man who despises his own race.

by JeanBlossom December 25, 2017