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Cookified by MaximumPrime November 7, 2017
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Cookified • coonified • Coolified • Cockified • conkified • Coogified • coonified cheese sandwhich • Rookified • cookied • Cloonified
chodified lunch
a bag which iz full of jizzed up 10 year old lunch which is dripping and only just stable enough to hold its contents.
content is unknown, mystifying yet humbling!!
CAUTION! : the slightest movment may set this shitbag off and iz highly dangerous if your milk in it which was due to expire on april the 5th 1982. if purple growth persists to devour the lunch call 999 or an exterminator as fast as your fat ass will go!!!
content is unknown, mystifying yet humbling!!
CAUTION! : the slightest movment may set this shitbag off and iz highly dangerous if your milk in it which was due to expire on april the 5th 1982. if purple growth persists to devour the lunch call 999 or an exterminator as fast as your fat ass will go!!!
guy 1)= hey isnt your lunch leaking??
guy 2)= no, no my chodified lunch is just a bit over its expiry date!!
guy 2)= no, no my chodified lunch is just a bit over its expiry date!!
chodified lunch by REEE! March 1, 2008
coolified
A word meaning to make more cool or kool. Coolified is used when someone is trying to be unique and can not think of any other word that sounds more cool or better. Coolified can be used as a a verb (coolify) or a linking verb.
Getting Cookied
When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.
Getting Cookied by Brutal Age July 29, 2019
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coonified
A black person who has been fully indoctrinated and wholeheartedly believes in and embraces the racist stereotypes perpetuated by whites about blacks i.e. all blacks are lazy , all blacks are criminals, blacks commit more crimes and therefore are arrested more.
coonified by JeanBlossom December 25, 2017
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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