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cuntified 

When a person/s modifies a car to extremes, either really over the top, or completely tacky
A vauxhall nova with a big bore exhaust strapped to a 1.0litre engine it then becomes known as cuntified
cuntified by Dr MOON November 7, 2006

cuntified 

When someone goes overboard, goes to the limits of tolerable humanity
She got her hair done in a cuntified way taht none of her frieds would talk with her.
cuntified by Bobby October 17, 2003

Cuntified 

What they did to trucks in this country to make them soft and more feminine friendly.
"What had happened to the All American pickup truck...it has been fucking cuntified."
Cuntified by Saxy_Pupper January 8, 2017

Cuntified 

When someone does or says a really bad thing to you.
That was a really cuntified thing for her to do.
Cuntified by Cumbria60 July 23, 2018

Cuntified my dong 

The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.

Lp Certified 

LpCertified is a American artist know for his hits "drillin" and "broken"
Lp Certified is the best artist out
Lp Certified by Hellstorm666 June 14, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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