conkied

To get hit extremely hard in hockey and be left in a dazed heap. Accompanied by a concussion

Keith Primeau got conkied again last night.. Phaneuf lined him up real good

by Figg October 20, 2007

conkeed

The dumbass version of concede. Well known as what FlightLReacts says when an opponent quits a game

“Yeah conkeed the game betch”

by shiftyshifty February 24, 2020

Getting Cookied

When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.

I fell asleep at my beach house and when i woke up I was Getting Cookied.

by Brutal Age July 29, 2019

Conked

When you smoke so much weed that you have to look on urban dictionary to define how extremely high you are.

"Dude, I'm so Conked right now."

"Who are you??"

"Hopscotch."

by Battle-Cat March 6, 2010

conked

to pass out or sleep

After the party, everyone conked out and didn't stay up past 2 am.

by DavidA January 30, 2006

conked out

to suddenly, and without warning, transition from a fully-functional state into a completely non-functional state.

"...and the next thing I knew, he had just conked out, right there in the middle of the room."

by acron^ October 30, 2009

Conkie

A Conkie is generally regarded as someone or something that fails on multiple occasions

Gee, That Callum sure is a Conkie

My car has Conked out again. It's a total Conkie now

Buffoon Dunce Ludicrous Moron Jackass Clown Clutz Fool Dud Ridiculous

by Mystic Orange Peel January 23, 2016